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Who Would Mahmoud Vote For?

September 23rd, 2008 | No Comments | Posted in Oddities

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It’s been a big day for ol Mahmoud – The UN speech, then on to real tough questions from Larry King.

Wonder if CNN is cozying up to Iran’s Mahmoud Ahmadinejad so they’ll be welcome in Iran when they start throwing the rest out….


Here’s a sampling.

Larry King: Mr. President, thank you for coming. Do you like coming to New York?

Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad): In the name of God the compassionate, the merciful, well, this is the headquarters of the United Nations, and it is essential that we come here to meet with the heads of state and to promote the cooperation that is required for the management of world affairs today. Of course, I am also extremely interested to speak with the American people.

King: But there has been such hostility between the two countries, or at least the leaders of the two countries, do you think you can make steps forward in that regard?

Ahmadinejad: Well, of course, the hostility has not been from our end. Up to this day, we have always been interested in having friendly relations. The hostility has been one-sided on the part of American politicians. And our nation has always defended itself against that hostility. But it’s clear that nations do not have any problems with one another and we don’t have any issues with the American people. But when the American government uses the language of force, we have no choice but to defend against it. We’ve done a lot, if you will recall, I sent a letter to Mr. Bush. The letter can be the start of a fresh endeavor and relation. We assisted in Iraq to establish safety and security as well as a new government. And I also ask that we talk with one another in the United Nations.

King: The president has not responded to your letter, has he?

Ahmadinejad: I think that Mr. Bush has lost a lot of good opportunities, including these recent ones and initiatives by me.

King: But he is leaving office. You will be dealing with a new president. By the way, do you have a preference among the American candidates?

Ahmadinejad: No. We do not a preference of any sort because we believe that these are issues relating to the domestic affairs of the United States, and decisions pertaining to that must be made by the American people. And it’s not important to us, either. What matters essentially is that the president that is chosen by the American people should adopt a path and a policy approach and for us to observe that policy approach. This is the campaign period. Anyone can say anything. So we disregard that. What matters is that once someone is in office, we have to watch and see if that person will make — bring about some changes in policy or continue the same old path. I think that’s more important than who is actually voted in office.


I would have preferred if Larry asked: Do you have garlique in Iran?

Right From The Horse’s Mouth

September 23rd, 2008 | 1 Comment | Posted in Oddities

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When Bill Speaks, people listen…


By KAREN MATTHEWS Associated Press Writer

Bill Clinton understands why Sarah Palin is popular in the heartland: because people relate to her.

“I come from Arkansas, I get why she’s hot out there,” Clinton said. “Why she’s doing well.”

“People look at her, and they say, ‘All those kids. Something that happens in everybody’s family. I’m glad she loves her daughter and she’s not ashamed of her. Glad that girl’s going around with her boyfriend. Glad they’re going to get married.’”

Clinton said voters would think, “I like that little Down syndrome kid. One of them lives down the street. They’re wonderful children. They’re wonderful people. And I like the idea that this guy does those long-distance races. Stayed in the race for 500 miles with a broken arm. My kind of guy.”

“I get this,” Clinton said. “My view is … why say, ever, anything bad about a person? Why don’t we like them and celebrate them and be happy for her elevation to the ticket? And just say that she was a good choice for him and we disagree with them?”

Clinton said he will be busy campaigning for the Democratic ticket of Sens. Barack Obama and Joe Biden.

They’ll need him.

Would You Quit Drinking Bottled Water?

September 22nd, 2008 | 4 Comments | Posted in Taxes

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One of my pet peeves is my wife buying bottled water, even though we live in one of the more pristine areas of the world.

Vancouver is planning on launching a marketing campaign aimed at getting more people to turn on the tap when they’re thirsty, Vancouver Coun. Tim Stevenson said.

That’s a better way than a new enviro-tax to get you to change your ways…

When you buy water here, you pay a deposit and a recycling fee. (What’s the difference you ask? Good question). That alone should be enough to make you at least refill your bottles.


You’re paying as much for bottled water as gas… skip the Smart car and drink tap water.

Keeping Jobs At Home

September 22nd, 2008 | 1 Comment | Posted in Oddities

Obama Promises To Stop America’s Jobs From Going Overseas


A sensible plan from Obama.


From The War For The White House.



Financial Weapons Of Mass Destruction

September 22nd, 2008 | 1 Comment | Posted in Economy

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New York Times called the possibility of an AIG liquidation “as close to an extinction-level event as the financial markets have seen since the Great Depression.”

We keep hearing that the current financial mess is because of sub-prime mortgages and that Canada has nothing to worry about. Sub-prime mortages are part of the crisis – up to 2 trillion dollars are at stake.

But derivatives dwarf the sub-prime problem.

When Clinton introduced deregulation in 1993 it allowed 450 trillion in derivatives to be created.

The explosion of the derivatives market has been unbelievable—dwarfing the actual market from which they are derived. The variety and complexity of these instruments is so extreme that usually people just shake their heads and walk away.

But at root, derivatives are very, very simple conceptual instruments.It’s what the market has done with them that is frightening.

And, Canada’s banks and financial companies are in on this game.


Warren Buffet predicted this crisis over 5 years ago…


Berkshire Hathaway Annual Report 12/31/2002

Warren Buffet on derivatives:

We view them as time bombs, both for the parties that deal in them and the economic system.

Essentially, these instruments call for money to change hands at some future date, with the amount to be determined by such as interest rates, stock prices or currency values.

Derivatives contracts are of varying duration (running sometimes to 20 or more years) and their value is often tied to several variables. Unless derivatives contracts are collateralized or guaranteed, their ultimate value also depends on the creditworthiness of the counterparties to them.

In the meantime, though, before a contract is settled, the counterparties record profits and losses – often huge in amount – in their current earnings statements without so much as a penny changing hands. The range of derivatives contracts is limited only by the imagination of man (or sometimes, so it seems, madmen).

At Enron, for example, newsprint and broadband derivatives, due to be settled many years in the future, were put on the books. Or say you want to write a contract speculating on the number of twins to be born in Nebraska in 2020. No problem – at a price, you will easily find an obliging counterparty.

Another commonality of reinsurance and derivatives is that both generate reported earnings that are often wildly overstated. That’s true because today’s earnings are in a significant way based on estimates whose inaccuracy may not be exposed for many years.

Errors will usually be honest, reflecting only the human tendency to take an optimistic view of one’s commitments. But the parties to derivatives also have enormous incentives to cheat in accounting for them.

Those who trade derivatives are usually paid (in whole or part) on “earnings”. But often there is no real market (think about our contract involving twins) and “mark-to-model” is utilized. This substitution can bring on large-scale mischief.

Almost invariably, they have favored either the trader who was eyeing a multi-million dollar bonus or the CEO who wanted to report impressive “earnings” (or both). The bonuses were paid, and the CEO profited from his options.

Only much later did shareholders learn that the reported earnings were a sham.


…  Another problem about derivatives is that they can exacerbate trouble that a corporation has run into for completely unrelated reasons. This pile-on effect occurs because many derivatives contracts require that a company suffering a credit downgrade immediately supply collateral to counterparties.

Imagine, then, that a company is downgraded because of general adversity and that its derivatives instantly kick in with their requirement, imposing an unexpected and enormous demand for cash collateral on the company. The need to meet this demand can then throw the company into a liquidity crisis that may, in some cases, trigger still more downgrades.

It all becomes a spiral that can lead to a corporate meltdown. Derivatives also create a daisy-chain risk that is akin to the risk run by insurers or reinsurers that lay off much of their business with others.


… There is no central bank assigned to the job of preventing the dominoes toppling in insurance or derivatives. In these industries, firms that are fundamentally solid can become troubled simply because of the travails of other firms further down the chain.

When a “chain reaction” threat exists within an industry, it pays to minimize links of any kind.


… Many people argue that derivatives reduce systemic problems, in that participants who can’t bear certain risks are able to transfer them to stronger hands. These people believe that derivatives act to stabilize the economy, facilitate trade, and eliminate bumps for individual participants. And, on a micro level, what they say is often true. Indeed, at Berkshire, I sometimes engage in large-scale derivatives transactions in order to facilitate certain investment strategies.

Charlie and I believe, however, that the macro picture is dangerous and getting more so. Large amounts of risk, particularly credit risk, have become concentrated in the hands of relatively few derivatives dealers, who in addition trade extensively with one other.

The troubles of one could quickly infect the others.


Linkage, when it suddenly surfaces, can trigger serious systemic problems.

Indeed, in 1998, the leveraged and derivatives-heavy activities of a single hedge fund, Long-Term Capital Management, caused the Federal Reserve anxieties so severe that it hastily orchestrated a rescue effort.

In later Congressional testimony, Fed officials acknowledged that, had they not intervened, the outstanding trades of LTCM – a firm unknown to the general public and employing only a few hundred people – could well have posed a serious threat to the stability of American markets.


… When Charlie and I finish reading the long footnotes detailing the derivatives activities of major banks, the only thing we understand is that we don’t understand how much risk the institution is running.

The derivatives genie is now well out of the bottle, and these instruments will almost certainly multiply in variety and number until some event makes their toxicity clear.

Knowledge of how dangerous they are has already permeated the electricity and gas businesses, in which the eruption of major troubles caused the use of derivatives to diminish dramatically. Elsewhere, however, the derivatives business continues to expand unchecked.

Central banks and governments have so far found no effective way to control, or even monitor, the risks posed by these contracts.

Charlie and I believe Berkshire should be a fortress of financial strength – for the sake of our owners, creditors, policyholders and employees. We try to be alert to any sort of megacatastrophe risk, and that posture may make us unduly apprehensive about the burgeoning quantities of long-term derivatives contracts and the massive amount of uncollateralized receivables that are growing alongside.


In our view, however, derivatives are financial weapons of mass destruction, carrying dangers that, while now latent, are potentially lethal.



Video Of Terror Training In Canada

September 21st, 2008 | 2 Comments | Posted in Guest Posts



Until it appeared online this week, prosecutors of Canada’s largest homegrown terror case did not know about a video showing members of the Toronto 18 at an alleged training camp – despite it being evidence in the trial of a British extremist with links to the group.

The video, posted on a U.S. website, also came as a surprise to the defence lawyers for the Toronto men, who question what impact it will have on their clients.

“Potential jurors may form an opinion about the case without the benefit of other evidence that would put the imagery of the video in its proper context,” said Raymond Motee, who represents one of the adults arrested in 2006.

Shot during a 12-day camp in December 2005 near Washago, Ont., the video shows men in camouflage fatigues, firing paintball guns, handling a 9-mm handgun and waving a black flag. The sound includes Arabic music, explosion noises and shouts of “God is Great.”


Video posted Sept. 16, 2008 on the site “Nine/Eleven: Finding Answers”

“NEFA Exclusive: Video of “Terror Training Camp” in Canada.

Video caption details:

The NEFA Foundation has obtained exclusive footage of a would-be “terrorist training camp” that took place in a rural section of Canada in 2006. The camp, directed by CSIS confidential informant Mubin Shaikh, included members of the alleged Toronto 18 terror cell, who are accused of conspiring to carry out a large-scale terrorist attack in southern Ontario, including plans for truck bombings and storming local buildings such as the Canadian Parliament and the headquarters of the CSIS.

The video features footage of the men receiving instruction on the use of handguns, sniper tactics, and basic calisthenics. Crudely edited by its creators to include nasheed music, the video also shows the men practicing evasive driving maneuvers at night in an abandoned parking lot.”

The prosecution in the trial of some of the young men purportedly pictured in the video has claimed it was shot as a recruiting tool. But the video’s release just days before a decision is handed down in the trial is “concerning”, according to Mitchell Chernovsky, a lawyer for one of the accused. “‘I have no idea why it’s being released now… It just is very concerning that it is being released at this time and without any context’.

The video wasn’t submitted as evidence at the trial in Brampton, Ont., nor is there any reason to believe Canadian prosecutors had it in their possession, said Chernovsky, who added he saw the video online for the first time Thursday. ” (Interestingly, AP and other media outlets have claimed the video WAS presented in court as evidence earlier this year – but the defense lawyer’s never seen it. Interesting.)

From Toronto’s Globe and Mail: “Defence lawyers have argued the camp was so amateurish an exercise that it never rose to the level of terrorist training, and that many of the peripheral attendees were unaware they were being groomed as terrorists by more senior suspects.” (Nawwww, ya think?)  -


Uncle Jay Explains Things For Us

September 21st, 2008 | No Comments | Posted in Oddities

News you can use – More at Funny or Die


The news explained by Uncle Jay.

Meet Anonymous

September 21st, 2008 | No Comments | Posted in Oddities

Anonymous at Scientology in Los Angeles
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After Sarah Palin’s email was hacked, the world was introduced to Anonymous.

Who or what is Anonymous?

It’s a group that formed on IR channels – and starting to get recognition for it’s practice of “Griefing” or terrorizing web communities and games. Primarily younger males, the idea is to show off with Internet exploits.

The group has been around for a while and my son was a victim about five years ago – they hacked into his account on an online game. He had spent a year building up the character and was among the top in the game. In a matter of minutes it was gone. This was the only time I have ever seen him curl up and cry.

We laugh about it now, but it was traumatic at the time for him… hence the term “griefing”.


Here’s Anonymous’ ‘greatest’ hits from Wired magazine:


The Epilepsy Attack — In March, a group of internet griefers flooded an epilepsy message board with flashing images that caused migraine headaches and seizures in some users. While it’s not certain whether it was properly the work of Anonymous, the assault was rumored to have started on a thread at 7chan.org — another Anonymous hang out — and much was blamed on eBaumsworld, an online site often derided by Anonymous. The FBI is reportedly investigating what may be the first computer attack that physically harmed people.


The Scientology War — In January, Anonymous decided to take on a real target — the Church of Scientology — which its members considered to be an overly litigious cult. Soon, anonymous pranksters were ordering pizzas to Scientology offices, using denial-of-service attacks to scuttle its web servers and posting previously unseen secret Scientology documents.

They also briefly pointed denial-of-service attack tools at the wrong IP address — which happened to be a Dutch school. The publicity drew hordes who wanted to participate, and soon many longtime Anonymous users found themselves annoyed with the new converts who thought Anonymous was a crusading organization.


The Habbo Hotel Raid – Anonymous has staged many minor incursions into other people’s online playgrounds, but one of the most storied involved a virtual world known as Habbo — a frequent target for bored Anonymous lurkers interested in ruining other people’s fun.

In 2006, hundreds of Anonymous users showed up using identically dressed avatars: a black man with an Afro in a grey suit. They blocked off the pool to other users, claiming it was infected with AIDS. They also formed swastika-like formations and flooded the site with stupid internet sayings. When users were banned, they claimed it was racist.


The Mitchell Henderson HarassmentThe suicide of Mitchell Henderson, a seventh grader, stirred Anonymous, who gleefully decided that Henderson shot himself because he had lost his iPod, a fact he’d noted on his MySpace page. Anonymous grabbed onto a badly written message on an online memorial page for him, and turned the phrase “an hero” into an internet meme. For more than a year, Anonymous kept up the fun, calling Henderson’s parents, pretending to be his ghost.


The Hal Turner Campaign – In late 2006 and early 2007, Anonymous had much fun with Hal Turner, a small-time white supremacist who ran an online radio show. Anonymous flooded one of his shows with prank calls, which then escalated in mutual internet stupidity. Anonymous eventually flooded his site with too much traffic for his web host to handle.

Turner tried suing the image boards — unsuccessfully — and finally he closed down his show after a hacker managed to unearth correspondence suggesting Turner was an FBI informant.


Watch your back.

Cool Way To Spend NDP Money

September 21st, 2008 | 3 Comments | Posted in Canada Election

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I’ve read the NDP needs campaign funds fast.

If I wanted to be mischievous, I’d tell you how to play a game to see how much they have remaining…


1. Search Jack Layton (Google or Yahoo)

2. Click on the Sponsored Links on the right.

3. Spend a few moments on the site. Enjoy.

3. You’ve just cost the NDP campaign budget 50-80 cents.


Once the ad below is gone, you know they spent their daily budget.


Sample ads:

Layton takes on Big Oil

Finally, a prime minister who’ll
put your family first. Donate now.
NDP.ca

or

Join Jack Layton’s Team

Finally, a PM who’ll put you and your family first. Donate now.
JackLayton.ca

The Liberal party doesn’t seem to be buying Google ads – hmmm.