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Here’s How To Rid Vancouver Of Its “No Fun” Reputation

January 10th, 2009 | 2 Comments | Posted in All about Vancouver

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2010 party plazas will bury city’s ‘no-fun’ reputation: Vancouver mayor

Two party plazas in the heart of Vancouver, costing a total of $18 million, will be packed with 13,000 revellers during the 2010 Olympics, say organizers.

And Mayor Gregor Robertson said the fact that alcohol will be served at the smaller LiveCity Site, at Georgia and Cambie, should go a long way to dispelling the city’s “no- fun” image.

“It will be the final nail in that coffin,” said Robertson. “This is not a ‘no-fun’ city. I think we’ll demonstrate that in spades at these Olympics.”

Let’s see – that works out to $1,385 per person.

If you really want to get rid of our no-fun image, here’s a couple of tips:

1) Our retailers need to learn to keep stores open past 6PM, and also on Sundays. Try buying tires  on a Saturday – you’ll be surprised at how many tire shops are closed. We serve retail here. They don’t serve us.

2) Drop the price of alcohol to something reasonable – it costs $14 for a 6 pack here. They’ve killed our national sport.

3) Quit double taxing booze. In a restaurant or bar you not only get to pay a ridiculous price for a drink, they’ll tax you again on the final bill.

4) Quit telling us what to do – ride a bus in Vancouver and look at the ads… you’ll get the idea. The constant “don’t” message is more than a downer. Most ads are government sponsored.

The reason that Vancouver is a no-fun city is that the city and province have a notion that they need to look after us.

Let us have our fun, and we’ll show you that we can have a good time. And wont cost you $1,385.

Creative Commons License photo credit: Graham Ballantyne

Freezing Libs Turning On Al Gore?

January 5th, 2009 | 3 Comments | Posted in environment


When Pigs Fly

CO2 is good plant food.
A warm planet is a happy planet.

Excerpted From The Huffington Post

Harold Ambler at the Huffington Post calling out Al Gore and his followers… unbelievable.

Mr. Gore: Apology Accepted

Mr. Gore has stated, regarding climate change, that “the science is in.” Well, he is absolutely right about that, except for one tiny thing. It is the biggest whopper ever sold to the public in the history of humankind.

What is wrong with the statement? A brief list:

1. First, the expression “climate change” itself is a redundancy, and contains a lie. Climate has always changed, and always will. There has been no stable period of climate during the Holocene, our own climatic era, which began with the end of the last ice age 12,000 years ago….

So, no one needs to say the words “climate” and “change” in the same breath — it is assumed, by anyone with any level of knowledge, that climate changes. That is the redundancy to which I alluded.

The lie is the suggestion that climate has ever been stable. Mr. Gore has used a famously inaccurate graph, known as the “Mann Hockey Stick,” created by the scientist Michael Mann, showing that the modern rise in temperatures is unprecedented, and that the dramatic changes in climate just described did not take place. They did.

One last thought on the expression “climate change”: It is a retreat from the earlier expression used by alarmists, “manmade global warming,” which was more easily debunked. There are people in Mr. Gore’s camp who now use instances of cold temperatures to prove the existence of “climate change,” which is absurd, obscene, even.

2. Mr. Gore has gone so far to discourage debate on climate as to refer to those who question his simplistic view of the atmosphere as “flat-Earthers.” This, too, is right on target, except for one tiny detail. It is exactly the opposite of the truth.

Indeed, it is Mr. Gore and his brethren who are flat-Earthers.

Mr. Gore states, ad nauseum, that carbon dioxide rules climate in frightening and unpredictable, and new, ways. When he shows the hockey stick graph of temperature and plots it against reconstructed C02 levels in An Inconvenient Truth, he says that the two clearly have an obvious correlation. “Their relationship is actually very complicated,” he says, “but there is one relationship that is far more powerful than all the others, and it is this: When there is more carbon dioxide, the temperature gets warmer.”

The word “complicated” here is among the most significant Mr. Gore has uttered on the subject of climate and is, at best, a deliberate act of obfuscation.

Why?

Because it turns out that there is an 800-year lag between temperature and carbon dioxide, unlike the sense conveyed by Mr. Gore’s graph.

You are probably wondering by now — and if you are not, you should be — which rises first, carbon dioxide or temperature.

The answer? Temperature.

In every case, the ice-core data shows that temperature rises precede rises in carbon dioxide by, on average, 800 years. In fact, the relationship is not “complicated.” When the ocean-atmosphere system warms, the oceans discharge vast quantities of carbon dioxide in a process known as de-gassing. For this reason, warm and cold years show up on the Mauna Loa C02 measurements even in the short term.

For instance, the post-Pinatubo-eruption year of 1993 shows the lowest C02 increase since measurements have been kept. When did the highest C02 increase take place? During the super El Niño year of 1998.

3. What the alarmists now state is that past episodes of warming were not caused by C02 but amplified by it, which is debatable, for many reasons, but, more important, is a far cry from the version of events sold to the public by Mr. Gore.

Meanwhile, the theory that carbon dioxide “drives” climate in any meaningful way is simply wrong and, again, evidence of a “flat-Earth” mentality.

Carbon dioxide cannot absorb an unlimited amount of infrared radiation. Why not? Because it only absorbs heat along limited bandwidths, and is already absorbing just about everything it can. That is why plotted on a graph, C02′s ability to capture heat follows a logarithmic curve.

We are already very near the maximum absorption level. Further, the IPCC Fourth Assessment, like all the ones before it, is based on computer models that presume a positive feedback of atmospheric warming via increased water vapor.

4. This mechanism has never been shown to exist. Indeed, increased temperature leads to increased evaporation of the oceans, which leads to increased cloud cover (one cooling effect) and increased precipitation (a bigger cooling effect).

Within certain bounds, in other words, the ocean-atmosphere system has a very effective self-regulating tendency.

By the way, water vapor is far more prevalent, and relevant, in the atmosphere than carbon dioxide — a trace gas. Water vapor’s absorption spectrum also overlays that of carbon dioxide. They cannot both absorb the same energy!

The relative might of water vapor and relative weakness of carbon dioxide is exemplified by the extraordinary cooling experienced each night in desert regions, where water in the atmosphere is nearly non-existent.

If not carbon dioxide, what does “drive” climate?

I am glad you are wondering about that. In the short term, it is ocean cycles, principally the Pacific Decadal Oscillation, the “super cycle” of which cooling La Niñas and warming El Niños are parts.

Having been in its warm phase, in which El Niños predominate, for the 30 years ending in late 2006, the Pacific Decadal Oscillation switched to its cool phase, in which La Niñas predominate.

Since that time, already, a number of interesting things have taken place.

One La Niña lowered temperatures around the globe for about half of the year just ended, and another La Niña shows evidence of beginning in the equatorial Pacific waters.

During the last twelve months, many interesting cold-weather events happened to occur: record snow in the European Alps, China, New Zealand, Australia, Brazil, the Pacific Northwest, Alaska, the Rockies, the upper Midwest, Las Vegas, Houston, and New Orleans.

There was also, for the first time in at least 100 years, snow in Baghdad.

Concurrent with the switchover of the Pacific Decadal Oscillation to its cool phase the Sun has entered a period of deep slumber.

The number of sunspots for 2008 was the second lowest of any year since 1901. That matters less because of fluctuations in the amount of heat generated by the massive star in our near proximity (although there are some fluctuations that may have some measurable effect on global temperatures) and more because of a process best described by the Danish physicist Henrik Svensmark in his complex, but elegant, work The Chilling Stars.

In the book, the modern Galileo, for he is nothing less, establishes that cosmic rays from deep space seed clouds over Earth’s oceans. Regulating the number of cosmic rays reaching Earth’s atmosphere is the solar wind; when it is strong, we get fewer cosmic rays. When it is weak, we get more.

As NASA has corroborated, the number of cosmic rays passing through our atmosphere is at the maximum level since measurements have been taken, and show no signs of diminishing. The result: the seeding of what some have taken to calling “Svensmark clouds,” low dense clouds, principally over the oceans, that reflect sunlight back to space before it can have its warming effect on whatever is below.

Many solar physicists anticipate that the slumbering Sun of early 2009 is likely to continue for at least two solar cycles, or about the next 25 years…

Whether the Grand Solar Minimum, if it comes to pass, is as serious as the Maunder Minimum is not knowable, at present. Major solar minima (and maxima, such as the one during the second half of the 20th century) have also been shown to correlate with significant volcanic eruptions. These are likely the result of solar magnetic flux affecting geomagnetic flux, which affects the distribution of magma in Earth’s molten iron core and under its thin mantle.

So, let us say, just for the sake of argument, that such an eruption takes place over the course of the next two decades. Like all major eruptions, this one will have a temporary cooling effect on global temperatures, perhaps a large one. The larger the eruption, the greater the effect.

History shows that periods of cold are far more stressful to humanity than periods of warm. Would the eruption and consequent cooling be a climate-modifier that exists outside of nature, somehow?

Who is the “flat-Earther” now?

What about heat escaping from volcanic vents in the ocean floor? What about the destruction of warming, upper-atmosphere ozone by cosmic rays? I could go on, but space is short. Again, who is the “flat-Earther” here?

The ocean-atmosphere system is not a simple one that can be “ruled” by a trace atmospheric gas. It is a complex, chaotic system, largely modulated by solar effects (both direct and indirect), as shown by the Little Ice Age.

To be told, as I have been, by Mr. Gore, again and again, that carbon dioxide is a grave threat to humankind is not just annoying, by the way, although it is that!

To re-tool our economies in an effort to suppress carbon dioxide and its imaginary effect on climate, when other, graver problems exist is, simply put, wrong. Particulate pollution, such as that causing the Asian brown cloud, is a real problem. Two billion people on Earth living without electricity, in darkened huts and hovels polluted by charcoal smoke, is a real problem.

So, let us indeed start a Manhattan Project-like mission to create alternative sources of energy. And, in the meantime, let us neither cripple our own economy by mislabeling carbon dioxide a pollutant nor discourage development in the Third World, where suffering continues unabated, day after day.

Again, Mr. Gore, I accept your apology.


P.S. One of the last, desperate canards proposed by climate alarmists is that of the polar ice caps. Look at the “terrible,” “unprecedented” melting in the Arctic in the summer of 2007, they say.

Well, the ice in the Arctic basin has always melted and refrozen, and always will. Any researcher who wants to find a single molecule of ice that has been there longer than 30 years is going to have a hard job, because the ice has always been melted from above (by the midnight Sun of summer) and below (by relatively warm ocean currents, possibly amplified by volcanic venting) — and on the sides, again by warm currents. Scientists in the alarmist camp have taken to referring to “old ice,” but, again, this is a misrepresentation of what takes place in the Arctic.

More to the point, 2007 happened also to be the time of maximum historic sea ice in Antarctica. (There are many credible sources of this information, such as the following website maintained by the University of Illinois-Urbana: http://arctic.atmos.uiuc.edu/cryosphere/IMAGES/current.anom.south.jpg).

Why, I ask, has Mr. Gore not chosen to mention the record growth of sea ice around Antarctica? If the record melting in the Arctic is significant, then the record sea ice growth around Antarctica is, too, I say. If one is insignificant, then the other one is, too.

For failing to mention the 2007 Antarctic maximum sea ice record a single time, I also accept your apology, Mr. Gore.

By the way, your contention that the Arctic basin will be “ice free” in summer within five years (which you said last month in Germany), is one of the most demonstrably false comments you have dared to make. Thank you for that!


I agree wholeheartedly with Mr. Ambler, and it’s reassuring to see this article appear on a Liberal Mainstream Internet site – The Huffington Post.

The 410+ comments show that they aren’t taking the news lightly… but the comments are mixed for and against. There’s hope.

This genius commentor is typical of a liberal’s thinking on the subject:

I am not exactly sure what this guy is trying to get across – it seems like a waste of space that this article is on here. Global warming is a fact and about the only scientists that state it is not contributed to by man or people are those that are paid off by the big corporations that are contributing a great deal to the situation. Attacking Gore for bringing to people’s attention things that are concerning is not right. Gore may not say everything the way he should and he may not be correct on every little thing. BUT it is a fact that global warming is hurting the planet and things are getting worse. All of us should be doing all we can to help.

Another that is having real second thoughts:

I am as progressive as they come. I don’t even consider HuffPo to be a progressive site. Barely left of center.

Science has nothing to do with being right-wing or left-wing.

Until this year I firmly believed Al Gore was right. That was before I learned about the scientists who seriously think that solar changes may produce another Little Ice Age. Between 1645 and 1715 the sun went spotless and the earth dropped its temperature about 9F. Another Little Ice Age like that one would be far more catastrophic than the worst predictions of global warming.

Much of the evidence for another Little Ice Age has come out since 2005. The sun had the fewest sunspots this year it has had since 1913. Some physicists are predicting that by 2014 the sun will go spotless again. If it does, and it was the reduced magnetic output of the sun that caused the Little Ice Age ( sunspots are indicative of high magnetic output ) then we may be looking at a climate that is far worse for humanity than global warming.

In the US, 8700 people a day die more in the winter than they do in the spring, summer, or fall. Humans tolerate heat much better than cold. So do plants and animals.

The physicists at CERN ( the supercollider folks ) aren’t taking the idea lightly. They have a project going on right now to see if low solar magnetism could make the earth more cloudy.

I would like to invite them all to Canada for a short visit – to see the obvious benefits of Global Warming.

Creative Commons License photo credit: ittybittiesforyou

Sunday Funny

January 4th, 2009 | 2 Comments | Posted in Oddities

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A RCMP cruiser was parked outside a bar in Swift Current, Saskatchewan.  After last call the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so drunk he could barely walk.

The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing.

After what seemed an eternity in which he tried his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car and fall into it.

He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off.

Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off, flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights.

He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little, and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the other patrons’ vehicles left.

At last, when his was the only car left in the parking lot, he pulled out and drove slowly down the road.

The police officer, having waited patiently all this time, now started up his patrol car, put on the flashing lights, pulled the man over and administered a breathalyzer test.

To his amazement, the breathalyzer indicated no evidence that the man had consumed any alcohol at all!

Dumbfounded, the officer said, “I’ll have to ask you to accompany me to the police station. This Breathalyzer equipment must be broken.”

“I doubt it,” said the truly proud guy. ‘Tonight I’m the designated decoy.”

Bonus:

Saskatchewan 6-pack abs…

Abs of steel

Prairie Highway Games…

highway games

Creative Commons License photo credit: Dystopos

A Sign You May Be In Vancouver

January 4th, 2009 | 4 Comments | Posted in All about Vancouver

Calgary has street gangs, Montreal has the mob, and Toronto has the Maple Leafs…

In Vancouver – we get a princess in a tiara, a guy in pink boa, Mexican wrestlers, a clown and a polar bear involved in a royal rumble

Grown men in Speedos and thongs were ringing in the New Year with uppercuts and haymakers at Vancouver’s 89th annual Polar Bear swim Thursday.

The donnybrook heated up as hundreds of scantily clad brave souls waited to take the plunge into the frigid waters of English Bay.

The melee appeared to break out between two combatants – one adorned in a pink boa and the other in red tights and wrestling mask – and spread to a battle between a man in a clown suit trading punches with another in red Speedos.

Another man in a gold one-piece body suit, precariously hiked up his backside, can be seen exchanging blows with the clown on a YouTube version of the brouhaha.

The guy in the gold thong is classic.


H/T 24 Hours Vancouver

Tech Fun- How Fast Can You Spreed?

January 4th, 2009 | No Comments | Posted in Tech Goodies

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Came across a great site that trains you to speed-read online, called spreednews.com

With the amount of information increasing so rapidly, it’s a good idea to learn to speed read and absorb information quickly.

Spreed is a free service that let’s you load all your favorite sites/news and blog feeds… great tool for those in a rush to get to work, or that need to keep up with the latest.

Here’s a bit about the technology from Spreed:

Spreed lets you choose from a wide array of news sources and have their articles read to you in small clusters of words.

Working from the principles that make for faster reading, you can scale the tool between 240 and 1500 words per minute, and set up an account to save your favorite sources—from Boing Boing to the New York Times and dozens more—for quick browsing.

Spreed offers a tally of the seconds you’ve saved from word-by-word reading, and offers an iPhone-optimized interface for speed reading while on commutes or trips. Spreed is free to use, requires a sign-up to save your feeds.

Our initial goal when we started Spreed was to let the computer do the heavy lifting of speed reading. We wanted to develop an algorithm and a reading interface that would be effective for most people.

No doubt Spreed demands that people challenge themselves to learn how to get through information faster.

We remain adamant that with a little (or in some cases a lot) of practice, we can help you read faster. When Spreed eventually catches on and is integrated with other content and technology providers, you’ll be able to let the computer do the ‘heavy lifting’ for all your digital reading.

You might even find an increase in your speed when reading conventionally. Recently, we had a few people say that they are now reading faster on paper since they started using Spreed.

Try it here – see how fast can you read… I can manage 800 WPM now.

Maybe someone could come up with a way to type this fast?

Another Useful Idiot Of Hamas

January 4th, 2009 | 2 Comments | Posted in activists

One of our poor misguided Vancouver girls  getting the message out about those poor Hamas guys.

I feel bad she is so distressed – maybe it comes from the articles she reads.

I am sorry for making so many videos about this issue. But I am clearly quite distressed by what is happening so I will be making this video, maybe this one will be my last one on this issue for a while.

I get a lot of my information from guardian and independent sources,  http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/…This articles mentioned Air Strikes every 20 minutes in Gaza

Without air defences and an air force, the Palestinians have been attacked with 60 F-18s. Israeli pilots have dropped over 100 tons of bombs on one of the most densely populated places on earth, sealed borders and all. Naturally, the bombs were dropped only on terrorists — people it should be noted who were democratically elected by the Gazans as their government in 2006.

http://www.ottawasun.com/News/Columni…

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/… – Self Determination for Palestinians is the issue. (I agree and I think this is what is at stake)

Sometimes I am quite frightened about being publicly critical of Israel. It is a dangerous thing, Israel is obviously a very powerful country, the international community does not dare to condemn Israel for anything and not to mention, The EU, UK and US have al contributed to this situation through their agreements on trades and exports licenses, and the funding of weapons for Israel. While they all call for a cease fire and pretend to be innocent bystanders, they are hiding from the fact that they basically encouraged Israel to fire air strikes every 20 minutes in Gaza because of our collective complicit approval. Talk is cheap, money is real.

Her Youtube channel: Crazy, Insightful, unemployed and full of opinons (sic)

I don’t think she has seen the latest from the nice people at Hamas, and how they use innocents to get across their point:

Jonathon Narvey covered our Vancouver protest yesterday – and came away with this:

Once more, into the breach. Some friends and I made our way to the pro-Hamas protest outside the Vancouver Art Gallery today. We showed our Canadian and Israeli flags and distributed some literature with a point-by-point comparison of Hamas and a more historic fascist movement. Some highlights:

1. The middle-aged woman protesting with the fascist supporters who came over and shouted at our small contingent, saying:

“If I were in Gaza, I would be a suicide bomber. We are all Hamas. Every one of us would do that. We are all Hamas.”

How long before people condoning terrorist acts in distant lands start supporting jihadi-inspired atrocities in our own country? Oh, wait. It’s already started.

Here’s a Proportional Response

January 4th, 2009 | No Comments | Posted in activists

I am tired of all the coverage on proportional response… here’s how it should be approached.

shoe response

h/t

Palestinian Protesters Using The Fred Phelps Approach

January 3rd, 2009 | 2 Comments | Posted in activists

Having lived in the Ft. Lauderdale area for the past 5 years, I can honestly say these protesters must have been bused in – I had never witnessed a demonstration there, nor a Palestinian supporter.

This is typical of the rallies going on – the supporters have moved into the Fred Phelps / Westboro Church tactics of shock and awe… and it’s embarrassing to watch this go on in an area with a good percentage of Jewish residents.

“Nuke Israel”, “You need a big oven”, etc. are great ways of getting your point across.

The Palestinian supports should be cringing of this type of protest. I know Floridians are…

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Another Shoe Mystery

January 3rd, 2009 | No Comments | Posted in Oddities

You probably have heard about the feet that keep washing up in Vancouver.

Now Miami has a similar problem – without the feet.

Thousands of work boots, bath slippers, tennis sneakers, beach sandals, even pairs of in-line skates, all were dumped on a Miami expressway on Friday around 8 a.m., disrupting traffic for hours.

A private contractor had to be hired to pick up the sea of shoes.

Nashville, Tenn.-based nonprofit Soles4Souls, which distributes about 3.9 million pairs of shoes around the world in the last four years, is planning to pick them up on Monday.

”We throw nothing away. Right now, they’ll probably go to Haiti,” Elsey said.

Still no word on how they got there, although it’s becoming a worldwide Internet story.

One of the most obvious explanations: It’s a protest against President Bush, a reference to his recent shoe-dodging experience in Iraq.

The mystery remains.