Tiger Woods Leaked Video
Last funny of the year… Tiger has game.
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Guide For US Airport Security
The airport security seems to have a little trouble picking out the potential threats to America…
Here’s a quick test… pick out the terrorist:
Or maybe this one:
Then we have the typical candidate for searches:
Getting warmer:
Or how about these happy vacationers? They all have something in common.
I know, it’s tough to pick out the possible suspects. Hope this guide will help.
Michelle Lang of the Calgary Herald Killed
Four Canadian soldiers and Canadian journalist were killed in Kandahar today. The journalist was identified as Michelle Lang of the Calgary Herald.
Greetings from Afghanistan, where I will be reporting for Canwest News Service and the Calgary Herald for the next several weeks.
I am currently at Kandahar Airfield, the sprawling military base near Kandahar City perhaps best known for its dusty conditions and a very busy Tim Hortons. At the moment, Afghanistan’s winter rains have turned that famous dust into a giant mud pit.
Life here, though, has been made considerably brighter by Christmas decorations. Many soldiers have decorated their sleep tents with Christmas lights. One bike near the media work tent has a wreath attached to its handlebars.
The Herald is currently publishing Christmas cards from Canadians in Kandahar. You can check out the cards and post your own message to Canadian troops in Afghanistan here:
My sincere and heartfelt condolences to the families of the Michelle and the four soldiers.
Harper Could Use Prorogue To Save Canada Billions
With a Parliament prorogue until after the Olympics, I think he should have taken a few more steps to save us some serious money:
- Use the period to layoff all MPs and make them apply for (un)eployment insurance. This would be an eye opener for them. maybe a few would run off and get real jobs.
- Layoff all Parliament workers and support staff – again a few would get real jobs and we’d breath new life into the place.
- Shut down all government departments that are not deemed essential. This would give us a taste of life without government for two months and Canadians would realize that we don’t need most of what they provide.
Which of these would be missed:
Assisted Human Reproduction Canada
Atlantic Canada Opportunities Agency
Atlantic Pilotage Authority
Currency Museum
Blue Water Bridge Canada
Canada Economic Development for Quebec Regions
Canada Emission Reduction Incentives Agency
Canada School of Public Service
Canadian Artists and Producers Professional Relations Tribunal
Canadian Biodiversity Information Facility
Canadian Broadcasting Corporation
Canadian Dairy Commission
Canadian Firearms Program
Canadian Grain Commission
Canadian Heritage
1. Aboriginal Affairs Branch
2. Canadian Conservation Institute
3. Canadian Cultural Property Export Review Board
4. Canadian Heritage Information Network
5. Ceremonial and Canadian Symbols Promotion
6. Exchanges Canada
7. International Affairs Branch
8. Official Languages
9. Sport Canada
10. Values and Ethics
11. Virtual Museum of Canada
Canadian Human Rights Commission
Canadian Human Rights Tribunal
Canadian Intergovernmental Conference Secretariat
Canadian Museum of Civilization Corporation
Canadian Pari-Mutuel Agency
Canadian Polar Commission
Canadian Race Relations Foundation
Cape Breton Development Corporation
Multiculturalism
Enterprise Cape Breton Corporation
Canadian Ice Service
Clean Air On-line – Canada’s Clean Air Act
Climate Change
First Nations Statistical Institute
Great Lakes Pilotage Authority Canada
Interagency Advisory Panel on Research Ethics
Laurentian Pilotage Authority
National Battlefields Commission
National Energy Board
National Farm Products Council
National Film Board of Canada
Networks of Centres of Excellence
Office of the Commissioner of Official Languages
Pacific Pilotage Authority Canada
Public Service Staffing Tribunal
Registry of the Specific Claims Tribunal of Canada
Species at Risk Public Registry
Western Economic Diversification Canada
Shutter them and 2010 deficit is solved.
photo credit: solidstate_
Environment Cananda Knocks Out 4500 Websites
Environment Canada now cleaning up the Internet:
The two websites, “enviro-canada.ca” and “ec-gc.ca”, are “directly connected to a hoax which misleads people into believing that the Government of Canada will take certain actions in relation to environmental matters,” wrote Mike Landreville from Environment Canada in an email to the German Internet Service Provider (ISP) Serverloft. “We trust you appreciate the importance of avoiding confusion among the public concerning Canadian governmental affairs and that you will assist us in preventing this hoax from spreading further.”
In a remarkable overstepping of bounds, Landreville also asked the ISP to “make every effort to prevent any further attempts concerning other environment-related domains (enviro, ec-gc, etc.) originating from your servers.”
Website suspended
Serverloft blocked the IP-range for this server because of the content of the client’s website and would only unblock the IP-range if we suspended the website. The website was used in a spoof by The Yes Men.
Serverloft blocked the IP-range without a warrant and without calling us and thus affecting servers hosting 4500 of our customers’ websites until we ourselves discovered the problem, and convinced Serverloft to unblock. Serverloft did send us an email explaining that they would not unblock the IP-range until the websites were taken offline. The email was sent 5 minutes after they cut of the access to the mail server, so we only received the email after the 4500 websites were back online.
Convincing Serverloft that their systems had blocked access on purpose was hard because Serverloft frontline support claimed that all their systems were working fine and they therefore assumed that the problem was a configuration problem on our server. They refused to help troubleshooting the issue.
Serverloft could simply have called us and asked us to deal with the situation. We would then have asked the Canadians for a warrant. If the Canadians had shown us a warrant we would have taken down the site immediately. As others have pointed out the Canadians could probably just have gone through CIRA and have the domain suspended, which would not have affected any of the other 4500 websites.
As we cannot go through every single page that our customers put on their websites we anticipate a similar situation may arise again. We have therefore asked Serverloft to revise their procedures so we at least would get a phone call before they cut our connection. They have so far refused to do so. They have answered:
your net was blocked because of hosting phishing sites. I’ve attached the information, we have, below our signature. I’m sorry, but we cant call every costumer for abuse. In some cases we’ve to respond very fast and have to block the net or server.
While I appreciate Serverloft respond fast, it is no good if the collateral damage is more than 1000 times as big. Had they called I am sure we would have found an arrangement that would satisfy both of us.
As India Silently Suffers
Useless Knowledge from The BBC:
A survey of more than 1,000 men in India has concluded that condoms made according to international sizes are too large for a majority of Indian men.
Over 1,200 volunteers from the length and breadth of the country had their penises measured precisely, down to the last millimetre.
The conclusion of all this scientific endeavour is that about 60% of Indian men have penises which are between three and five centimetres shorter than international standards used in condom manufacture.
Doctor Chander Puri, a specialist in reproductive health at the Indian Council of Medical Research, told the BBC there was an obvious need in India for custom-made condoms, as most of those currently on sale are too large.
The issue is serious because about one in every five times a condom is used in India it either falls off or tears, an extremely high failure rate. And the country already has the highest number of HIV infections of any nation.
Mr Puri said that since Indians would be embarrassed about going to a chemist to ask for smaller condoms there should be vending machines dispensing different sizes all around the country.
“Smaller condoms are on sale in India. But there is a lack of awareness that different sizes are available. There is anxiety talking about the issue. And normally one feels shy to go to a chemist’s shop and ask for a smaller size condom.”
But Indian men need not be concerned about measuring up internationally according to Sunil Mehra, the former editor of the Indian version of the men’s magazine Maxim.
“It’s not size, it’s what you do with it that matters,” he said.
photo credit: The Rocketeer
Allah Akbar and Marg bar Diktator
Wouldn’t want to be a Mullah tonight… I am not sure they’ll be able to quell this uprising.
Wall to wall sound in Tehran’s night as nobody sleeps and adds their voice to the shouts of “Allah Akbar and Marg bar Diktator (death to the dictator)”. The custom was started in opposition of the late Shah back in 1979. The repeat performance bodes ill for the Mullah regime.
Real Hope’N'Change is coming to Iran over this next few days.
Fearing for his safety, Senator John Kerry has canceled his Obama-ordered trip to Iran intended to support the Mullah regime.
Supreme Leader Ali Khamenei who last week took on a self-proclaimed title of “Imam” and Leader of the Revolution, which makes him an emissary of Allah whose every wish and desire HAS to be obeyed by devout Shia Moslems, is now in hiding. Still possibly inside Iran – several armed helicopters are circling and hovering above his Tehran residence surrounded by Special Forcesto protect it, though he is no longer there.
Sunday Night Riots – Iran
How long will the Mad Mullahs allow this to go on.. or can they even stop it now.
One would think Obama would jump into this, at least with a blurb about supporting freedom… it might be the only opportunity to solve that inconvenient nuclear threat problem.
His understanding of the power of the power of the youth in Iran is questionable… more than two-thirds of the population is under the age of 30. And they are showing they know how to use to the power of the Internet: (tip: This site is getting help from people around the globe.)
Promising news:
Some Iran Riot Police refuse to shoot into crowds
Source: Rahe Sabz
Iran riot police refused shooting orders of their commanders. The protests are increasing in Teheran and many suburbs are no longer under the control of government forces. A commander in central Tehran has asked his forces to shoot directly into crowds in order to disperse thembut most forces have refused and are either shooting volleys into the air or refusing to shoot.
Witnesses are reporting a great deal of discussion between government forces and their commanders. They could see the commanders threatening his forces with military tribunal. One of his platoon said I will not shoot my own people. The commander responded with a slap in the face and a threat of military tribunal. It must be said that the high participation of Iranian protestors has fatigued government security forces and has stopped them from controlling parts of Teheran which is why commanders are ordering direct shots in order to disperse…
Promising developments.. let’s hope the people can topple the Mullahs… and Obama finds a backbone to help push this along.
The Canadian government and even the Swedes have.
Canada issues statement
Lawrence Cannon, Minister of Foreign Affairs, said in a statement: “Canada is deeply concerned by the Iranian regime’s violent crackdown today, December 27, against Iranian citizens who were exercising their rights to freedom of expression and assembly on the occasion of Ashura.”
“Iranian security forces once again used intimidation and violence against citizens of Iran. The Iranian regime’s continued effort to restrict freedom of expression and assembly, thereby depriving its citizens of their rights, is deplorable, especially on the holy day of Ashura, a national holiday that marks an important Shia religious event. The people of Iran deserve to have their voices heard and to enjoy the rights to which they are entitled without fear of violence and intimidation.
“The Government of Canada condemns the use of brutal violence by the Iranian security forces and once again calls upon Iran to meet its human rights obligations.”
Foreign Minister Carl Bildt of Sweden, which holds the rotating presidency of the European Union, expressed concern about the “increased repression” in Iran.
“A regime secure in its own legitimacy has no reason to fear individuals’ rights to express their opinions freely and peacefully,” he wrote on his blog Sunday.
Democrats Gone Wild
James Traficant – The Hunter Thompson of politics.
The former Democratic Representative in the United States Congress from Ohio (from 1985 to 2002).
He was expelled after being convicted of taking bribes, filing false tax returns, racketeering, and forcing his aides to perform chores at his farm in Ohio and on his houseboat in Washington, D.C., and was released from prison on September 2, 2009, after serving a seven-year sentence.
How to Make Turkey Edible
I hate turkey because it is so dry..I have been trying to convert my family to prime rib for special occasions, but they insist on Turkey.
So, if you must, here is the only way to roast a decent turkey:
Directions for an Upside-Down Turkey:
- Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C).
- Rinse turkey and remove giblets. Place turkey upside (breast) down in a roasting pan. Insert 1/4 cup butter inside the turkey. Place remaining butter in several pieces around the turkey. Pour water into the pan. (Stuff it if you like).
- Cook covered in the preheated oven 3 to 3 1/2 hours until the internal temperature of the thigh has reached 180 degrees F (80 degrees C).
For the last 30-45 minutes, just turn it over… you’ll have a turkey that tastes like chicken.
Holiday Ideas For Atheists
I always feel sorry for atheists this time of year. They are missing out on the Christmas festivities and the sense of optimism that comes with it.
Thankfully the Costanzas shared an alternative to Christmas traditions and it looks like it has been soundly embraced.
To really throw a Festivus in style, get your pole here.
The main elements of Festivus from Wikipedia:
The Festivus Pole
The tradition begins with a bare aluminum pole, which Frank praises for its “very high strength-to-weight ratio.” During Festivus, an unadorned aluminum pole is displayed, apparently in opposition to the commercialization of highly decorated Christmas trees, and because the holiday’s creator, Frank Costanza, “find[s] tinsel distracting.”
Local customs vary and you may be able to decorate your pole with non-threatening plain decorations, or ordinary green garland.
The Airing of Grievances
At the Festivus dinner — a meal featuring non-holiday comfort food — each participant tells friends and family all of the instances where they disappointed him or her that year.
The Feats of Strength
The head of the family tests his or her strength against one participant of the head’s choosing. Festivus is not considered over until the head of the family has been pinned to the ground. A participant is allowed to decline to attempt to pin the head of the family only if they have something better to do instead.
This video will guide you through the tradition and the rituals of Festivus:
Windows 7 Spectacular
If you are still on the fence about the upgrade to Windows 7, this video should help you make up your mind.
In typical Microsoft fashion, the launch of Windows 7 was… well…
P.S. My Mac hasn’t been rebooted for 164 days.
Carbon Taxes: BC Has Increased Greenhouse Gases
The BC government’s reason for slapping us with a carbon tax is proving to be dubious at best, and shows you cannot tax people to actually lower C02… but you do lower their standard of living.
B.C. only province with rising greenhouse gases
“This is one of the disturbing contradictions in the Campbell Liberals’ climate-change policy,” he said. “They’ve introduced targets, they’ve introduced a carbon tax — and yet we’re actually going in the wrong direction.”
Next up for us over-taxed BC residents – The HST.
Proving that Gordon Campbell has never met a tax he didn’t like.
A Recent Poll:
If another party other than the BC Liberals wins the next provincial election in 2013-in your opinion will that ‘new government’ have the ‘moral authority’ to rip up the H.S.T. deal with the Conservative federal government on behalf of British Columbians?(questions designed prior to federal Conservative government’s announcement to hold vote)
| Yes | 54.5 % | |
| No | 36.5 % | |
| Undecided | 9.0 % |
It’s Ice Fishing Season in Canada
Sunday Funny… how they find fish in Northern Ontario.
What Do These Papers All Have In Common?
The following major newspapers in the US filed for Chapter 11… can you spot the pattern?
- Heartland Publications LLC. – The owner of 23 daily newspapers and other publications in nine states, filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection on Monday. It has newspapers — in Georgia, Kentucky, North Carolina, Ohio, Oklahoma, South Carolina, Tennessee, Virginia and West Virginia
- Tribune Co. – The owner of the Los Angeles Times, Chicago Tribune, other daily newspapers and TV stations sought Chapter 11 protection in December 2008, burdened by $13 billion in debt. Tribune isn’t expected to file a reorganization plan until at least February.
- Freedom Communications Holdings Inc. – On Sept. 1, the owner of The Orange County Register in California and dozens of other newspapers sought bankruptcy protection.
- Philadelphia Newspapers LLC – The Philadelphia Inquirer and Philadelphia Daily News. This hard-fought Chapter 11 case began in February.
- Sun-Times Media Group Inc. – The owner of the Chicago Sun-Times and suburban newspapers filed for bankruptcy protection in March. The sale was finalized in October after leaders of five unions reversed course and agreed to contract changes demanded by Tyree.
- Journal Register Co. – The owner of the New Haven (Conn.) Register and other daily newspapers emerged from bankruptcy protection Aug. 7. The company had listed $692 million in debt – the bulk held by JPMorgan Chase.
- Star Tribune Holdings Corp. – The Star Tribune in Minneapolis had a Jan. 15 bankruptcy filing. When the newspaper emerged from Chapter 11 on Sept. 28, $480 million of debt to senior lenders got reduced to about $100 million. Company renamed Star Tribune Media Company LLC.
The newspapers need to wake up to the fact that they are turning off 50% of the readership through their far-left views.
Look for some major falls in 2010. New York Times now has less than a million circulation.
Remember Friendster?
They finally found it. I am hoping that FaceBook follows their path.
Then someone swoops in a grabs it…
MOL Global to Acquire Friendster
MOL Retail and Payment Channels and Leading Online Social Network Combine to Form Massive Content Distribution and E-commerce Platform in Asia for Over 100 Million Users
KUALA LUMPUR, MALAYSIA – December 10, 2009 – MOL Global Pte. Ltd. (“MOL Global”), an affiliate of leading online payment solutions provider MOL AccessPortal Berhad (“MOL”), and Friendster, Inc. (“Friendster”), the operator of a top global web site based on traffic and a leading social network in Asia, announced today they have entered into a definitive agreement under which MOL Global will acquire 100% of Friendster. The principal shareholder of MOL is Tan Sri Vincent Tan, the Chairman and CEO of Berjaya Corporation Berhad, a leading, diversified Malaysian conglomerate that has annual revenues in excess of US$1.8 billion. Following the acquisition, the operations of MOL and Friendster will be combined to create Asia’s largest end-to-end content, distribution and commerce network, pairing MOL’s offline retail channel partners and payment platform with Friendster’s large online footprint, social network and user community in Asia.
