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A Playbook For Tiger’s Famous Round

Thanks for joining us for the the Tiger Woods Open… you’ve joined us in the middle of our coverage.

So far we have almost gotten through the front nine.. the crowd has been fascinated and the only question is… can Tiger recover and make it through 18?

Here’s a review of the coverage so far:

1) Tiger started his round with Rachel Uchitel, a VIP hostess at trendy nightclubs in New York. Rachel has played before with married men and has a “self-destructive” swing. Tiger dropped her after a tap-in.

2) Woods continued on with with Jaimee Grubbs, having had played together 20 times since 2007. When she got the star’s text messages and a voicemail message in which Woods tells her to be prepared for a call from his wife, Elin Nordegren, she withdrew from the competition. Tiger took a 2-stroke penalty.

3) On the 3rd, Tiger played through with Mindy Lawton.

Afterward, Mindy told how the golf superstar loved it frantic.

“Sometimes I looked like a rag doll,” she said. “He really did like it quite rough… Mindy soon found out he only wanted one thing from her.

And we know how well Tiger can play in the rough.

5) On the 6th, not much of a dog leg, Cori Rist, 31, who Tiger met at the Manhattan club Butter last year, got into sand trouble with Tiger. Tiger got distracted and lipped out.

6) On the 6th, a short par3, Tiger picks up a new partner for the tricky downhill tee shot. Mindy Lawton, 33, a manager at an Orlando-area Perkins restaurant, said the golfer strolled into the diner for a postround breakfast with pals one day. So she decided to go a hole with him… Tiger didn’t play this downhill well enough to make up any ground.

7) At the 7th, at the corner, Porn star Holly Sampson is Tiger Woods’ 7th partner. Tiger’s partners just keep coming out of the woods. Holly is a 36-year-old porn star and actress with 85 films under her belt, most of which are erotic movies.

On the 8th, Kolika Moquin, a British a sexy BRITISH telly presenter paired up with Tiger… although not fully confirmed as they were out of camera range.

On the 9th, the coverage of Tiger was interrupted by technical problems. As soon as they get it fixed, we’ll have the highlights for you.

All we can say now is that in the front nine,  Tiger has his ups and downs, and was beaten badly…

He has a lot of improving to do if he stands a chance on the back nine.

In a somewhat surprising move, Tiger has announced he’ll donate his earnings. This may take the pressure off.

It looks like Tiger has decided to try the back 9 with his wife, Elin Nordegren.

JUST IN: Elin Nordegren has had it with the round and has dropped out with Tiger Woods, according to RadarOnline.  She hasn’t gone far, playing with a group nearby.

Let’s see if he can just avoid any more bad lies.

Stay tuned for 24 hour coverage of all Tiger’s great plays… the year is climaxing with a run that may rival his grand slam.

And be sure to catch all the action where we try to give away this Buick to anyone who manages a hole-in-one: