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Coquitlam And The 3 Bears

August 10th, 2008 Posted in Oddities

Remember, when they have a tantrum, don't have one of your own.
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The Three Bears aren’t so friendly these days:

Bear attacks Coquitlam woman in her garden

Bear shot after breaking into Coquitlam home

Third bear shot in BC city in a week

 

Our garbage pick-up is so bad here, that it’s cost us three bears and almost killed a woman. How it got to this point is a good question, and  how to fix it is even a better one.

Maybe people will stop putting the garbage out at night… and maybee the garbage pickup will get done a little quicker.

The odd thing is that we really aren’t allowed to throw most things out. The recycling Gestapo has really tough rules, so we try to follow them the best we can.

Unfortunately, the recycling pick-up may or may not happen on any particular day. This is from the company we pay huge fees to.

So don’t blame the bears – the crappy weather this year has really lightened the berry supply. 

Blame the garbage men.

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