Enter Now And Enter Often
The Great Canadian Sweepstakes!
Enter now, before the contest closes..
If Your Chosen As A Winner, You’ll Get:
• To sit in the senate for the rest of your life, along with a great annual income – all for doing nothing. Elizabeth May is our earlybird winner. To enter – just stay quiet, or give us your support by trolling blogs and the right wing media, and we’ll enter you into the draw. One lucky Marxist gets a seat each week until all are filled.
•A shot at a piece of the $30 billion we’ll be spending to “spur on” the economy. To enter, please submit a 1 or 2 page business plan showing how fast you can spend the money. Union related entries will also be entered into a bonus pool where we’ll also throw in matching EI funds.
• BONUS: Submit an essay on how separatism has benefited Canada and you’ll also have a chance at getting a piece of the $1 billion we’ll be sending to Quebec shortly. Only open to French speaking residents of Quebec that voted Bloc.
Contest may end at any time, or once the Governor General determines that this contest and/or our coalition is illegal. Winners will be awarded in secret.
December 3rd, 2008 at 3:24 pm
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