Fat People Causing Climate Problem
Fatties cause global warming
THE rising number of fat people was yesterday blamed for global warming.
Scientists warned that the increase in big-eaters means more food production — a major cause of CO2 gas emissions warming the planet.
Overweight people are also more likely to drive, adding to environmental damage.
Each fat person is said to be responsible for emitting a tonne more of climate-warming carbon dioxide per year than a thin one.
It means an extra BILLION TONNES of CO2 a year is created, according to World Health Organisation estimates of overweight people.
The scientists say providing extra grub for them to guzzle adds to carbon emissions that heat up the world, melting polar ice caps, raising sea levels and killing rain forests.
The environmental impact of fat humans is made even worse because they are more likely to travel by car — another major cause of carbon emissions.
So there you have it – and I wonder why the numbers of “climate change” believers continues to drop….
April 21st, 2009 at 8:00 am
Will this mean that fat people will have to “buy carbon credits”
Or could they just find an offset by registering someone with who is anorexic or maybe a Biafran
April 21st, 2009 at 9:53 am
Maybe the big people should stop going to that big corporate pig called McDonalds. That would help.
April 21st, 2009 at 10:34 am
People are mostly made of carbon. Fat people are carbon sinks. Think of all the damage that carbon would be doing if it were out in the environment. Really can’t we find something better for these sudo-scientists to do.
April 21st, 2009 at 5:27 pm
This is hilarious. Of course it’s not to all those oh-so-serious global warming believers. They think having a sense of haha is also bad for the planet. All that CO2 from too much laughter.
April 22nd, 2009 at 7:45 pm
That’s why it’s so cold in Vancouver. You rarely see a weightedly different person here.
April 26th, 2009 at 12:53 pm
… this whole glowball warming is an enormous hoax to tax us back into the stone age. I mean, they’re bringing WINDMILLS back into the energy grid. Fer cryin’ out loud are there any retarded people who AREN’T in government?