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Joke For Today

December 4th, 2008 Posted in Oddities

Stephane Dion, Jack Layton and Gilles Duceppe were flying on a private plane.

Stephane looked at Gilles, chuckled and said, ‘You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy.’

Gilles shrugged her shoulders and replied, ‘I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy.

Jack added, ‘That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy.’
Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot , ‘Such big-shots back there. I could throw all of their asses out of the window and make 30 million people very happy.’

4 Responses to “Joke For Today”

  1. David K Says:

    hahaha


  2. Chris C Says:

    The old jokes are always the best ones, aren’t they.


  3. James Says:

    Nice!


  4. Polly Says:

    Snicker


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