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This Could Be You! Act Fast!

December 10th, 2008 Posted in Oddities

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Liberals Only, “It’s a (bleeping) valuable thing.  You just don’t give it away for nothing.”

The eBay senate seat auction is now gone – click pic for link.

But there are more being discovered...

Questions from other members
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Q: What a wonderful idea. Do the bidders READ the description? Doesn’t look like it. I congratulate you on being so clever. Good luck. Dec-09-08
A: I’m not sure if the bidders read the description or not. But they sure do want that high-quality Blagojevich photo. With all the views I’m getting,…more
Q: Is this the only one in stock or do you have others in inventory? If the latter, will buying in bulk qualify me for a discount? Dec-09-08
A: There is a possibility I may be listing some Board Games in the near future.
As for the Blagojevich photo, the winning bidder will get ONE high-quality…more
Q: If I also win Hillary’s Senate seat will there be a conflict of interest? Dec-09-08
A: Unfortunately, yes. The United States as a whole still enforces its laws.
Q: If I win this auction do I have to move to Illinois? If so, how much for a nice flat in The Gold Coast area?

Thanks, BW

PS I’m really interested…more

Dec-09-08
A: You don’t have to move to Illinois! You can just take a private jet using Illinois’ tax dollars from wherever you want!
And I can’t promise…more
Q: When you say “free shipping” do you really mean free? I mean this is a f*cking valuable thing, you don’t just give it away for free!

B…more

Dec-09-08
A: I speak the truth. In fact, “If anybody wants to tape my conversations…”
Ask seller a question

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